Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time

I think lyrics need to rhyme

And you're not asking

But I'm tryna grow a mustache

I eat cheese

But only on pizza, please

And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla

Otherwise, it smells like feet to me

And I, I really like it

When the moon looks like a toenail

And I love it when you say my name

If you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows

If we're close, gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

And my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Slightly amusing

Introducing me

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

La-da-da-da

La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da

I never trust a dog to watch my food

And I like to use the word "dude"

As a noun or an adverb or an adjective

And I, I never really been into cars

I like really cool guitars and superheroes

And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

I love the sound of violins and making someone smile

If you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows

If we're close, gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try to do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

And my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Possibly amusing

Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to

So be careful when you ask next time

So if you wanna know, here it goes

Gonna tell you there's a part of me that shows

If we're close, gonna let you see everything

But remember that you asked for it

I'll try do my best to impress

But it's easier to let you

Take a guess at the rest

But you wanna hear what lives in my brain

And my heart

Well, you asked for it

For your perusing

At times confusing

Hopefully amusing

Introducing me

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

Do-do, do-do-do-do-do

Do-do-do-do

Introducing me