My Ding-a-Ling (Live)

We've got to do our alma mater, we must do our alma mater

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hangin' on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful

Mmm, and then mamma took me to grammar School

But I stopped off in the vestibule

Every time that bell would ring

Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Ah, that was beautiful

You know what I heard, I heard

I hear two girls over here singing in harmony

That's alright, honey, this is a free country

Live like you wanna live, baby! Yeah

Ain't nobody gonna knock it darling, mm-mmm

Yeah, freedom!

Yes sir, there's one guy right over here singin' "mine" too

That's all right, brother!

Yes sir, you got a right, baby

Ain't nobody gonna bother you, tell you

Once I was climbing the garden wall

I slipped and had a terrible fall

I fell so hard I heard bells ring

But held onto my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Mmm, you know that's future parliament out there singin'?

Oh yeah! (yeah!)

Mmm, once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek

Man, them snappers all around my feet

Sure was hard swimming 'cross that thing

With both hands holing my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

That's so beautiful

I think it's a beautiful little song, really I do

And guess what, everybody's still not singing

There's a few right down front here that's not singing

We're gonna dedicate this verse

To those who will not sing, yes sir

Mmm, this here song, it ain't so sad

The cutest little song you ever had

Those of you who will not sing

You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling

I want you to play with my ding-a-ling

Oh, your ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling

We saw you playing with your ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, everybody sing

I want to play with my ding, everybody

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, slow down

I wanna play, everybody, with my ding-a-ling