Get A Leg Up

Don't look at me, don't touch me

Keep your mind straight ahead

Don't get no funny ideas about me

You'll wish that you were dead

That's what I'm thinking she must be thinking

The girl I spent fifty-three bucks on last night

She gives me a look from the corner of her eye

That says, boy, keep actin' alright

How surprised was I when she leaned over

And whispered in my ear?

Get a leg up (Ah)

Get a leg over, boy (Yeah, yeah)

Get a leg up (Ah)

What's the matter, are you shy, shy, shy?

I'm pretty good with first impressions

But sometimes I'm not always right

I pulled the car to the shoulder of the road

To see what she had in mind

You want me to spend the night?

Hey, lover boy, you know I will

And my best girlfriend that lives down the road

Together we will thrill you

And I'm thinkin' to myself I could be lucky here tonight

If I could get a leg up (Ah)

If I could get a leg over, boy (Yeah, yeah)

You know I ain't that handsome, no

But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy

Ah, goddamn, baby

The rest of the night went on and on

And the moral to this song

Don't go makin' hasty judgments 'cause

Sometimes they could be wrong

Nothin' wrong with a good time

Just keep yourself protected, make a list

You can bet your life that the women don't know

Their little girl's actin' like this, yeah

So the next time a young one moves up

And she whispers in your ear

Hell, get a leg up (Ah)

Get a leg over, boy (Yeah, yeah)

Get a leg up (Ah)

Now don't you be shy, shy, shy

Now get a leg up (Ah)

Get a leg over, boy (Yeah, yeah)

You know I ain't that handsome (Ah)

But you know I ain't shy, shy, shy

Now get a leg up (Ah)

Get a leg over, boy (Yeah, yeah)

Get a leg up (Ah)

Now don't you be shy, shy, shy

Oh, shotgun