Bluddle-Uddle-Um-Dum (The Dwarf's Washing Song)

Step up to the tub, it ain't no disgrace

Just pull up your sleeves and get 'em in place

Then scoop up the water and rub it on your face, and go, "Brr-brr-brr!"

Pick up the soap, now don't try to bluff

Work up a lather, and when ya got enough

Get your hands full of water, ya snort and ya snuff, and go, "Brr-brr-brr!"

You douse and souse, rub and ya scrub

You sputter and splash all over the tub

You may be cold and wet when your done

But ya gotta admit, it's good clean fun

So splash all ya like, it ain't any trick

As soon as you're through, you'll feel mighty slick

Bunch of old nanny goats, ya make me sick goin', "Brr-brr!"

Now scrub good and hard, it can't be denied

That he'll look mighty cute as soon as he's dried

Well, it's good for the soul, and it's good for the hide to go, "Brr-brr-brr!"