Plain and Fancy

I can see we're going to have to start with the basics

You see whether you live in Plainfield

Or in a grand chateau

There are basic rules of fancy that everyone should know

A pen is ordinary

A plume is magnifique

Beige is dull and boring

And fuchsia's oh so chic

Baseball caps are far too plain

Berets are much more cheerier

Feathers, glitter and the like spruce up a drab exterior

Being proper and well groomed is something one should master

A little bit of ooh-la-la transforms before to after

Whether you live in Plainfield

Or in a grand chateau

There are basic rules of fancy that everyone should know

Ooh-la-la