Apex Predator

Don't be fooled by the pink

She is not playing dolls

She is stalking the halls

For the thrill of the kill

Every person in school

Is aware of her stare

When she tosses her hair

They go perfectly still

All their eyes say, "Don't attack me"

Watch them sweat and pant and shake

Every food chain has its acme

Regina George eats steak

She's the queen of beasts

She can smell your fear

In this biosphere

She's the apex predator

Like a lioness

Only with less fur

Do not mess with her

She's the apex predator

At the watering hole

See the girls who weren't nice

Have to scatter like mice

From a jungle cat

And though Janis is great

She does not have this power

People literally cower

Janis can't do that

See us mark our territory

As I follow in her train

I was victim, I was quarry

Now I shake my mane

She's the queen of beasts

And I'm in her pride

I have hitched a ride

With the apex predator

And it's kinda fun

When she bares her claws

When I'm safe because

I'm with the apex predator

Did I think I'd be protected

By my new exotic pet?

Not a chance if she suspected

I was any kind of reproductive threat

But she doesn't know yet

No, she doesn't know yet

She's the queen of beasts

At this beastly school

Gotta keep things cool

With the apex predator

So I'm kinda friends

But you're kind of prey

Jesus, what a day

With the apex predator

Will she braid your hair?

Will she eat your heart?

How can you outsmart

The apex predator?