I Don't Even Know Your Name

Well, I was sittin' in a roadhouse down on Highway 41

You were wipin' off some ketchup on a table that was done

I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth

Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missin' her front tooth

So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing

But I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

I've never been too good at all those sexual games

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot

And I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot

I got a little wasted, yeah, I went a little far

But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car

The last thing I remember, I heard myself say

"I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name"

I'm in love with you, baby, I don't even know your name

I've never been too good at all those sexual games

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way

I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

The next thing I remember, I was hearin' wedding bells

Standin' by a woman in a long white lacy veil

I raised the veil and she smiled at me without her left front tooth

And I said, "Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?"

She said, "I was your waitress and our last name's now the same

'Cause I'm married to you, baby, and I don't even know your name"

Yeah, I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name

I've never been too good at all those sexual games

I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way

Hey, I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name

Get me outta here