The Rewrite

I wrote her a love song

The kind that makes you cry

Well it was soft and sweet

Like Faithfully meets Wonderful Tonight

But she never got to hear it

'Cause she told me goodbye

So I decided

To take a love song

And rewrite it

This is a new song

A screw you song

A you can go to hell

Take your new boyfriend too song

And it's a loud song

A honky tonk crowd song

It's a you don't like when I drink

So I'm gettin' plowed song

Yeah, it's a glad you're gone

Hope you don't come back

Everybody sing along

Raise your glass

And help me to tell her to kiss my ass song

I wouldn't let you in if you showed up at my place

Said you wanted just one more roll in the hay

Okay, that's a lie

'Cause after all, I'm still a guy

That probably won't happen anyway

So I'm singin' a new song

A screw you song

A you can go to hell

Take your new boyfriend too song

Yeah, it's a loud song

A honky tonk crowd song

It's a you don't like when I drink

So I'm gettin' plowed song

Yeah, it's a glad you're gone

Hope you don't come back

Everybody sing along and raise your glass

And help me to tell her to kiss my ass song

Hey, I'm so glad you're gone

Baby, who needs you?

Hope you don't come back

And if you do

I hope I'm laying there naked

With somebody new, song