Jax Toy (feat. Michael Kovach & Amanda Hufford)

Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?

Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays

Maybe you could waste your time doing something more mature, like taxes?

But I know you won't

What's got you fuming, buddy? What's got you raging, dude?

Did something piss you off? You better learn to cope soon

This place eats jokes for breakfast, you'll need some thicker skin

'Cause if you're angry now, imagine how you'll feel when

You check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes (Ugh, Jax!)

When every step you take's a faceful of rakes (Ah! Ugh)

Where even seats are threatening a certain sound

You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?

Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself

That doesn't involve torturing people?

No

Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!

So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!

I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!

I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party

Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax, woo!

Jax Toy, Jax Toy

Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy

Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax

Wait, please give me a second, so let me get this straight

The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate

Wait, wait, let's hear her out, got nothing here but time

Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign?

You hear that audience? You're in for a show

We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though

And as you chuckle on your side of the screen

I think I'll join you, giving a little beam

What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side?

Can't handle snide comments? Looking to confide in Ragatha?

Good luck with that to ya!

I'm giving gold to those misfortunate enough to end up in a circus

From a rancid purchase of a headset, just my luck had gone and cursed us

You wanna smile? And ease your mind? "Then lighten up!", so says my sign

Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted

Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!

So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!

I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!

I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party

Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax, woo!

That's me

Jax Toy, Jax Toy

I'll keep you company

Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy

Still me

Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax