Ready Player Two (feat. Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith)

He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox

He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks

Anyone can fly a plane

Anyone can vacuum ghosts

But it's not easy being loved the most

No wonder the Switch brand color isn't green

(Mama-mia, I'd kill myself)

And SEGA's blue like all the coolest things (ha-ha, like me)

Who else would make a barrel swing?

Who else would date the Koopa queen?

The burden falls on heroes of the screen (wa-hoo)

Fuck it

Ready, player two

Ready, ready, player, player two

Ready, player two

Ready, ready, player, player two

It's time to raise my voice

It's time to make some noise

'Cause I'm a second choice

I'm just a second choice

So-called protagonist

You mold my agonies

I get up off my knees

I'm pressing start now

When his baby in trouble, I'm running

I'm playing his humble taller double

When it's 'bout my boo, he's ghosting and watching me stumble

You be hatin' my struggle 'cause I'ma snatch the air bubble

I'm just try'na live, try'na set me free from your lil' brother

The movie sold me short, was in it less than Toad

I'm betting my spaghetti, you're getting stomped on

We're never at the front, a spinoff afterthought

This time we're catching up to tear your fuckin' needles off

I'm tired of being bother

A player two equals zero

It's always Mario Brothers

And Sonic Heroes

Rise up against glory hedgehogs

And mushroom-swallowing gluttons

New game plus awaits

Now we smash buttons

We're not your clockwork toys

Wound up with just your voice

Always a second choice

We're not a second choice

So-called protagonist

You mold our agonies

We get up off our knees

Just wait a second

It's time to raise my voice

It's time to make some noise

We're not a second choice

We're not a second choice

So-called protagonists

You mold our agonies

We're getting off our knees

We're smashing start now

Ready, player two

Ready, ready, player, player two

Ready, player two

Ready, ready, player, player two

Ready, player two

Ready, ready, player, player two

Ready, player two

Ready, ready, player, player