Isn't It Scary

Cracks in the ceiling They're worse than I remember Picking up my last box But I'm lighter than ever One last look at that couch We picked out together And if I stayed around I'd Be stuck there forever It's like you flipped a switch After two years in the dark I see this for what it really is Oh, isn't it scary? Used to think you'd be the man I'd marry And I'd go wasting my twenties If you didn't cut the cord and spare me Thank God that you let me slip Holding me close over the cliff Yeah, I'd never leave, it's kinda funny The worst thing you did Was the best thing to happened to me The best thing to happened to me Held on for dear life But you saved me from a future Of treating me like your mother And defending your humor And all of my friends are saying "Amen" It should've happened sooner You thought by next week You'd find a new me To be your ego booster Oh, isn't it scary? Used to think you'd be the man I'd marry And I'd go wasting my twenties If you didn't cut the cord and spare me Thank God that you let me slip Holding me close over the cliff Yeah, I'd never leave, it's kinda funny The worst thing you did Was the best thing to happened to me The best thing to happened to me Imagine Life with you at forty-four Taking less but wanting more Crying at the grocery store Fighting over credit scores Waiting for you at the door With the son that you'd ignore Like the men in your family before Oh, isn't it scary? Used to think you'd be the man I'd marry And I'd go wasting my twenties If you didn't cut the cord and spare me Thank God that you let me slip Holding me close over the cliff Yeah, I'd never leave, it's kinda funny The worst thing you did Was the best thing to happened to me (The best thing to happened to me) The best thing to happened to me (The best thing to happened to me) The best thing to happened to me