Rubbin' One Out

I'm rubbin' one out on my livin' room floor 'Cause my wife won't suck my dick anymore She used to hawk tuah right on my thang But she stopped when I gave her that weddin' ring And now it's just me and this cold six-pack Tuggin' my meat, layin' flat on my back She's watchin' her shows, while I'm watchin' the door Rubbin' one out on the livin' room floor I'm in here moanin' at the top of my lungs Got a beer in my hand, but I'm needin' a tug This shit ain't fair, God, my hand is tired Nobody told me that her mouth retired And now I'm just rubbin' one out on the livin' room floor 'Cause my wife won't suck me off anymore I don't know why she won't suck me off The day we got married, she cut me off I started humpin' the couch and the washin' machine No matter what I do, she won't suck this meat It's just me, flat out on my back Thinkin' 'bout the days she'd hop on my sack She's hummin' a song, while I'm hard on the floor Rubbin' one out, just hopin' for more I'm in here moanin' at the top of my lungs Got a beer in my hand, but I'm needin' a tug This shit ain't fair, God, my hand is tired Nobody told me that her mouth retired And now I'm just rubbin' one out on the livin' room floor 'Cause my wife won't suck me off anymore Guess I'll finish my beer and turn off the light Maybe tomorrow she'll treat me right But if not, well hell, I've been here before Just rubbin' one out on the livin' room floor