The Plot

I know, it all gets a little bit hard sometimes I know two wrongs don't make a right But it's how life goes, it's a rollercoaster ride It will all be fine Do you know why? (One, two, three, hey) Baby, you don't have to worry It's all for the story I say, "Do it for the plot" Because one day this will all be funny No more pity parties I say, "No regrets, just fuck it, do it for the plot" Are you stuck in a rut, or you can't get it up? Or are you cookin' in the kitchen and now everything is fucked? So you chuck it everywhere and say that you've had enough Would you just like, I don't know, chill out? Are you stuck in the middle of a sticky situation You're hatin' everyone, or is it just menstruation? Your time of the month isn't the time of the year So chill the fuck out because everyone's here Each mistake is just the next chapter On the road's a happy-ever-after Don't be stressed, 'cause it won't even matter In the mornin', in the mornin' Life's a movie and you're the main character Don't expect everyone to be a fan of you We're sisters and brothers And we are haters and lovers and that is all Baby, you don't have to worry It's all for the story I say, "Do it for the plot" Because one day this will all be funny No more pity parties I say, "No regrets, just fuck it, do it for the plot" Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh No regrets, just fuck it, do it for the plot