Ballad of Weird Dog

Look at me a shriveled little man

Chained to the leash a dog without a plan

And all the other dogs go woof woof howl

But all I've got is a tiny little yowl

My bones are brittle. My bones are weak

Other dogs stomp and I gotta sneak

Well, back in the day you would fall to your knees

But now I get knocked over by a very light breeze

Why did you do this to me

How could you do this to me

I was a creature with dignity

But now I look like this

Why did you do this to me

How could you do this to me

I was a creature with dignity

But now I look like this

Bad genetics, cursed calisthenics

Take a bad step and you'll have to call a medic

From the top of the food chain to the top of the list

Of funky little dogs you won't want to miss

Playing god while we're playing fetch

I can't fathom the depths of your treachery

Through all history