We Are Detective

Somebody's watching me And now I'm nervous And I shouldn't be Somebody's got their eye on me Perhaps I should invite him up for tea? We saw him smoking by the newspaper stand There's something odd about his gloved left hand Saw him again inside the old cafe He makes us tense We wish he'd go away We are detective We are select We are detective Come to collect Somebody's after me He left his footprints by the garden tree Last night when I got home I got the feeling I was not alone! Someone is on our tail We think they're opening up our morning mail And now each time the telephone rings, We think of frightening thing. We are detective We are select We are detective Come to collect We dress up in disguise To get away from all those prying eyes Our friends all think we're mad But we know better 'cause the spy is bad! We are detective We are select We are detective Come to collect