The Glorious Return of the Funk

(Phone dial and ringing) Who this? Well, look, I really think you need this funk vaccination. What? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh In your face funk Tell me, can you handle this? Can you handle this? We comin' back with a hug and a kiss (kiss) In your face, like the good old days (the good old days, the good old days) Bangin on the drums like a freak in a blaze Funky ass motherfucker, sticky like peanutter Slapping like an uppercutter Drumbreak make you stutter, stutter, stutter, hit it The glorious return of the funk Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, In your face funk What you doin there? (Huh?) What you doin there? (Huh?) Standing on the wall like you know it all (you don't) I can even see with my cazals on, baby You balanced, you ain't gonna fall You know there ain't no party like a TNM party Let me tell you, that's fine with me (aha) Know you gotta tell your friends and mama too Everybody roll with me, let's hit it The glorious return of the funk Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, In your face funk Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah, In your face funk Left to left, right to right Turn around, out of sight (808) P.Y.T. (ain't it funky now), to the first row please S.M.F., don't stop to tease (guitar) Up and down, round and round Move your hips, loose a pound F.L.Y., don't be shy TNM, gonna take you high, take you high, hit it The glorious return of the funk baguette Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, In your face funk 69 positions on a fender guitar (what?!) Uhuhha, mama, they just slapped me in the face You ignorant motherfucker, we ain't done yet We're sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service at this time