If You Don’t I Do

(If you don't, I do) Every now and then, your ten-pound test breaks off When it pulls too hard There's been times when you leave that got-stuck Chain hangin' up in the barn Everybody lookin' for a Friday night party On a hill with a bonfire view That jacked-up deal's gonna look real good In a field you got directions to If you don't, I do Got a long bed to get 'em piled up A country song beggin' to be dialed up Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up Couple more than a few If you don't, I do Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out Got a lip of dip if you run out Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up Roll it and take a toke too, too If you don't, I do Sometimes your moon won't shine And your Bic won't flick a flame Might be outnumbered and need a little cover When some punks run down your name Man, you gotta look tough for these girls in the cut Who ain't scared to scuff their boots Remember when you're lookin' at one hotter than the sun Wishin' you had a pick-up line or two If you don't, I do Got a long bed to get 'em piled up A country song beggin' to be dialed up Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up Couple more than a few If you don't, I do Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out Got a lip of dip if you run out Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up Roll it and take a toke too, too If you don't, I do If you don't, I do I got some cash, got some Hank, got your back, got your side Got some gas in the tank if you wanna take a ride Got some clear, got some beer if you ain't got a buzz Some red for your neck, good time on deck, and plus Got a long bed to get 'em piled up A country song beggin' to be dialed up Fifth of corn if you're born to get riled up Couple more than a few If you don't, I do Got a cut-off plaid to break the guns out Got a lip of dip if you run out Got a bunch of bumpkins that'll hook it up Roll it and take a toke too, too If you don't, I do Yeah If you don't, I do