Rap Up 2020

Happy New Years You know you need people like me (you do) So you could point your finger at (uh-huh) And say that's the bad guy (Great John on the beat, by the way) Let's go I enjoy doing this shit, I might never retire (word) I'm part of the holidays now, just like Mariah (oh) For the last six months, I been touring with 50 (ha) But all y'all waiting for me to do is talk about Diddy (crazy) Y'all heard what happened, y'all know what happened, but y'all don't care (y'all don't) Y'all still want me to talk about the shit every year (y'all do) Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (crazy) Crazy, crazy, shit crazy Jamie Foxx sniffed some bad coke and almost died Probably had fentanyl in it, I'm just glad he alive (damn) When thеse niggas gon' learn thеy gotta leave them drugs alone Nigga, Jamie Foxx came back looking like a fucking clone (ha) Shit crazy, crazy like a motherfucker Blueface the first rapper to fuck Soulja Boy baby mother (he was) She was in his video he had the evidence Think about it Soulja Boy been kinda quiet ever since (crickets) He was tryna scream a little bit, but that shit ain't work Deep down inside, you can see he was really hurt (he was) Wanted them to keep beefing shit was amusing Never thought I see Soulja Boy on the internet losing (ah-ha) Donald Trump got locked up had to take a mugshot He got the same district attorney bitch Young Thug got (a hater) Free Young Thug or give him bail, let's be fair He been going back and forth the court now for like three years (damn) Y'all really doing too much now that's a lot Young Thug niggas wanna know is Gunna a rat or not? (We wanna know) If he is, or he ain't Young Thug, just say the shit 'Cause your album kinda hot, but I don't be wanting to play the shit (I don't) Nigga just say some so the shit be confirmed Lil Baby calling him a rat, they not on good terms Gunna dissed Lil Baby on a track saying, "He in business with a snitch" He called his boss a rat (whoa) That paperwork on P for QC ain't adding up (it ain't) 1090 Jake had that nigga mad as fuck (he did) He even accused Finesse2tymes of ratting How that nigga 1090 Jake always know what happened? (How?) Why that white boy always up in black people business? (Why?) Ralo came home, Lil Boosie said that nigga snitching (nah) I don't know what Ralo did or didn't do Lil Boosie was out here saying T.I. snitching too (crazy) Then he apologized, T.I. was bugging out They did a album together, that shit ain't never coming out (never) Look, even if it do or it don't, who cares? Shit, ain't nobody really out here waiting to go and hear that shit (just saying) Troy Ave really went to court and got on the stand Nigga snitched on Taxstone 'cause he bodied his mans (all peep down) 'Posed to keep it in the streets, I hate when niggas tell on niggas (I hate it) I don't fuck with Taxstone, but I don't be wishing jail on niggas (word) Troy Ave lost his chain on that night, all that shit happened It was fake, seven years later found out Maino had it (whoa) Crazy how niggas just be out here taking L's Taxstone got Joe Budden punched in the face in jail (ha-ha) Joe Budden had told Taxstone to suck a dick So Taxstone got Joe Budden punched in his shit And Joe Budden said Drake album was wack this year And Drake broke down Joe Budden's whole rap career (woo) Just realized this year ain't no rappers get shot That's a good way to celebrate 50 years in hip-hop (think about it) Lil Meech and Summer Walker, still fucking He was helping her with her groceries, that girl was his cousin (she was) Dwight Howard saying he not gay, we don't believe him He was with a man and a tranny tryna force a threesome (ww) And now he in court for basically tryna rape a man He got kids, I know they seen that shit all over Instagram And Blueface still saying that kid ain't his He said, "Chrisean fucked Offset in Cardi B crib" He really went to the internet to go write that If it's true, why you go and snitch on Offset like that (Why?) He put the date and the time up, nigga had proof How you cheat on Cardi B for a bitch with a missing tooth? (How?) Hope you ain't play yourself and hit that, nigga Cardi was on the 'Gram, calling you a bitch ass nigga (ha) Sexyy Red made a sex tape and I saw it I think she got pregnant while she was getting recorded (whoa) And I heard that Sexyy caught chlamydia twice (ew) That bitch ratchet, let me try to give that girl some advice It's okay to shake your ass and put your hands on your knees (that's okay) But put a condom on to avoid catching STDs Your pussy pink and your booty hole brown, you serious? Little girls shouldn't be listening to that shit, period Nigga, all the shit I talk about I should be the last to hate Sukihana like eating ass and getting her ass ate (aw) That nigga YK Osiris try to kiss her Knowing she like eating ass, and she still dissed the nigga (crazy) Meg' Thee Stallion out here saying she no longer for the streets Tory got ten years for shooting that ho in her feet (damn) She was out here fucking, I ain't know she was that loose Remy Ma new boyfriend got knocked out by Papoose (oh) He look like Papoose a little bit and he battle rap All the females is mad at Remy for cheating on Pap (aw) Well allegedly, respectfully, 'cause they ain't divorce And Nicki husband was really outside waiting on Offset (what?) Nicki did two hundred and twenty K when her shit dropped Meek and Ross did thirty-one K, they shit flopped (ha-ha) Elliot Wilson was hating on lil' Kai Cenat 'Cause Nicki went on Kai platform when her shit dropped Elliot was like, "This not what hip hop about" Nicki told Elliot get Jay-Z dick out his mouth (crazy) André 3000 finally put some shit out (finally) Honestly, he was better not putting shit out (word) I was tryna catch a vibe, but I just can't catch the shit (I couldn't) All he did was play flutes, I wish he would have said some shit (something) Every year, y'all make me do this shit and it get harder Da Brat had a baby, but the kid ain't gon' know the father (he ain't) What y'all gon' tell that boy when he get older? On top of that, her and her girl got a white sperm donor Teyana Taylor left Iman Shumpert, then he start bugging He gon' miss all them threesomes she allowed when they was fucking (he is) And Usher out here fucking up relationships Look at Keke Palmer and her baby father, he hate that bitch (look) On top of that, she was in Usher video Usher had Keke out here looking like a silly ho (Keke) Her baby father beat her up after all that Niggas'll fuck you up for hitting Keke, you better fall back (hm-mm) Lizzo out here calling bitches fat like she not fat That's like the motherfucking pot calling the kettle black (ha-ha) I seen them girls you was talking bout, why you tell 'em that? I bet you your refrigerator filled up with hella snacks (I bet you) Come on, man, y'all couldn't wait for this shit to drop (y'all couldn't) I ain't even finished yet, I still got so much shit to pop (I ain't done yet) I enjoy doing this shit, I might never retire (word) I'm part of the holidays now, just like Mariah (oh) For the last six months, I been touring with 50 (crazy) This part one, on part two I might talk about Diddy (I might) Y'all heard what happened, y'all know what happened, but y'all don't care (y'all don't) Y'all still want me to talk about the shit every year (y'all do) Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (Crazy) Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (oh, oh) (shit crazy, shit crazy) Ooh-ooh I'm gonna give it to you I'm gonna give it to you I'm on up the ladder, don't stop A lost weight, take with you, reach the top All night long I'm on up the ladder, honey What I got is bait to that money All night long Come on up, oh don't be late What I got for you won't wait All night long Ooh-oh