Jehovah Made This Whole Joint for You

Ooh-hoo Ow Ah-ha Ah-ha Meet a girl I met, Carolina Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls She broke her hips when she was a baby Trying to hop the Berlin Wall It's not that she is anti-American Although she shot a mayor at 9 He looked just like the Prez on the TV (My fellow Americans) But didn't know in '63 he had died Does she think this world is all wrong? Does she think I'll rob her and run? When I ask her, she gets her gun And simply says, "Scat, boy, scat, scat" But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? Look at the birds in the sky Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it wonderful to be alive? So original in her black lipstick Listening to some obscure band But isn't she pissed that all the other nonconformists Listen to that same obscure band? That's okay, she's helping the enviroment By sipping pure water and such Then she screams, "Let's start thinking about the ozone layer" While tossing out a styrofoam cup Does she think this world is all wrong? Does she think I'll rob her and run? When I ask her her, she gets her gun And simply says, "Scat, boy, scat, scat" All right (Whoo) But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? Look at the birds in the sky Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it wonderful to be alive? Ooh-hoo Oh Ooh-hoo The first step to a successful revolution is destroying all competing revolutionaries Real deep shit on her mind "Let's kill the world, take over everything" She says, "We don't need politicians, they breed mistrust As a matter of fact, did you steal my, my purse?" Purse, purse Woo-hoo Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? Look at the birds in the sky Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it wonderful to be a Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? Look at the birds in the sky (Hey, my, my, my) Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it wonderful to be a Huh, isn't it beautiful to be a Isn't it wonderful to be alive? It's so wonderful I feel like crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Dying Dying