She Left Me for Jesus

We've been datin' since high school We never once left this town We used to go out on the weekends And we'd drink till we drowned But now she's actin' funny And I don't understand I think that she's found her Some other man She left me for Jesus And that just ain't fair She says, that he's perfect. How could I compare She says, I should find him And I'll know peace at last But if I ever find Jesus I'm kickin' his ass She showed me a picture All I could do was stare At that freak in his sandals With his long purty hair They must think that I'm stupid Or I don't have a clue I bet he's a Commie Or even worse yet a Jew She left me for Jesus And that just ain't fair She says, that he's perfect. How could I compare She says, I should find him And I'll know peace at last But if I ever find Jesus I'm kickin' his ass She's givin' up whiskey And taken up wine Why, she prays for his troubles And has forgot about mine I'm a gonna get even I can't handle the shame Why the last time we made love She even called out his name She left me for Jesus And that just ain't fair She says, that he's perfect. How could I compare She says, I should find him And I'll know peace at last But if I ever find Jesus I'm kickin' his ass It could have been Carlos Or even Billy or Ted But if I ever find Jesus He's gonna wish he were dead Ahhh, man