If I Only Had a Brain

I could while away the hours, conferin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin', while my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain I'd unravel every riddle, for every individle In trouble or in pain With the thoughts you'd be thinkin', you could be another Lincoln If you only had a brain Oh I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore I could think of things I never thought before And then I'd sit and think some more I would not be just a nothin', my head all full of stuffin' My love all full of pain I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingle derry If I only had a brain Oh I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore I could think of things I never thought before And then I'd sit and think some more I would not be just a nothin', my head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain I would dance and be merry, life would be a dingle derry If I only had a brain