Lab Rules (New Rules Science Parody)

(One, one, one, one, one, one) Working in the lab and I'm thinking about safety (Got goggles drawn and lab coats on) Open-toe shoes, outta here! Are you going crazy? (Things could go wrong, things could go wrong) My gloves, they make me safe around chemicals The chemicals My love, tie back your hair and prep materials The materials One: don't you taste or sniff You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff Two: don't mix it in until the label's checked again Three: no food or drink, unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning And, if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk I got lab rules, I count 'em I got lab rules, I count 'em Long hair tired back against myself I got lab rules, I count 'em Now, go and tell 'em to a friend One: don't you taste or sniff You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff Two: don't mix it in until the label's checked again Three: no food or drink, unless you wanna have us find you dead in the morning And, if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk I got lab rules, I count 'em