I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction

Forgive our sins

Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues, selling faux sermons

'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp

And you'll be thy witness

So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach

For God sakes, preach with conviction

Strike up the band, woah

The conductor is beckoning

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it, no

Don't you get it, don't you get it?

Now don't you move

Strike up the band, woah

The conductor is beckoning

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it, no

Don't you get it, don't you get it?

Now don't you move

Just stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

We sure are in for a show tonight

In this little number, we are graced by two displays of character

We've got the gunslinger extraordinaire, a walking contradiction

And I for one can see no blood

From the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit

And I for one won't stand for this

If the scene were a parish, you'd all be condemned

Strike up the band, woah

The conductor is beckoning

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it, no

Don't you get it, don't you get it?

Now don't you move

Strike up the band, woah

The conductor is beckoning

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it, no

Don't you get it, don't you get it?

Now don't you, don't you move

Just stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

We sure are in for a show tonight

Just stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

We sure are in for a show tonight

Stay where I can see you

Douse the lights

La-da-da-da, da-da-da

Da-da-da-da, da-da-da

La-da-da-da, da-da-da

Strike up the band, woah

The conductor is beckoning

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it, no

Don't you get it, don't you get it?

Now don't you move

Strike up the band, woah

The conductor is beckoning

Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it, no

Don't you get it, don't you get it?

Now don't you move

Don't you move

Don't you move

Strike up the band