I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan

I guess I'll have to change my plan

I should have realized there'd be another man

I overlooked that point completely

Until the big affair began

Before I knew where I was at

I found myself upon the shelf and that was that

I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there

All that I could get was the air

My feet are back upon the ground

I've lost the one girl I'd found

I guess I'll have to change my plan

I should have realized there'd be another man

Why did I buy those blue pajamas

Before that big affair began?

My boiling point is much too low

For me to try to be a fly Lothario

I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell

Dwelling in my personal hell

I'll have to change my plan around

I've lost the one girl I'd found

Yes, the one girl I'd found