If I Had a Million

Well, if I had me a million

I'd build you a mansion

A hundred miles from nowhere

With all a girl could need

We'd run around in the hallways

And dance out in the backyard

If we ain't got no neighbors

Ain't no one will see

And if I had me a speed plane

I'd fly across the land

Settle in some little border town

Drink some margaritas

And dance to mariachis

Put you on my speed plane and I'd

I'd bring you back home

And if I had me a steamboat

Sail across the ocean blue

Dock in some little port of call

We would have a fine time

With Swiss cheese and French wine

Put you on my steamboat and I'd

I'd bring you back home

Yeah, but I ain't got a million

And I ain't got no speed plane

And I ain't got no boat upon the sea

All I've got are these two strong arms

I can hold you so tightly

So baby, won't you, won't you please

Come back home with me?

All I've got are these two strong arms

I can hold you so tightly

So baby, won't you, won't you please

Come back home with me?