Did I Shave My Legs For This?

Flowers and wine

Is what I thought I would find

When I came home from working tonight

Well, now here I stand

Over this frying pan

And you want a cold one again

I bought these new heels

Did my nails, had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

For romance tonight

Well, it's perfectly clear

Between the TV and beer

I won't get so much as a kiss

As I head for the door

I turn around to be sure

Did I shave my legs for this?

Now when we first met

You promised we'd get

A house on a hill with a pool

Well, this trailer stays wet

And we're swimmin' in debt

Now you want me to go back to school

I bought these new heels

Did my nails, had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

For romance tonight

Well, it's perfectly clear

Between the TV and beer

I won't get so much as a kiss

As I head for the door

I turn around to be sure

Did I shave my legs for this?

Darlin', did I shave my legs for this?