99 Problems

I got a ho from the east

Got a ho from the west

Got a ho that likes jack it off and rub it in her chest

I got a ho from the north

A ho from the south

A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth

I got a bitch with hair

A bitch with none

A bitch with a knife

A bitch with a gun

A bitch with a ass big as a TV set

And there's a bitch over there

Hey, the one I'm gonna give it

Yo, but maybe not

She might not like me though

No sweat to upset

I slam my sister though

Word

I send the whole damn herd

I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curb

I got a bitch with a mink who rocks a fat gold link

Who like to fuck with her ass up on the kitchen sink

Got a bitch with tits

A bitch with ass

A bitch with none

But, hey, I give her a pass

And I love 'em all

I love 'em crazily

And they love me back

That's why they stay with me

So if you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit it

No, a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old

A bitch that's new

A bitch who loves velvet and the colors blue

I got a bitch who's fat

A bitch who's built

A bitch with only titties

Give a pot of milk

I got a bitch who's funny

A bitch who ain't

A bitch who can sing

A bitch who can't

A bitch who loves fuckin' on the airplane

I even got a bitch off Soul Train

I got a bitch who rolls a rag top Benz

Long ends

I got a bitch who's broke as a bum

But she's the most fun

I got a bitch who plays piano

A bitch who don't

A bitch who dances naked

A bitch who won't

A bitch who's short

A bitch who's tall

A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love 'em all

I love 'em crazily

And they love me back

That's why they stay with me

So if you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit me

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them

I don't trip on hoes 'cause I don't need none of them

Pussies are temptation

Dicks to persuasion

All hoes suck cock, ****

How you playin'?

That's why I don't sleep on 'em

I just freak on 'em

Put the dick in they mouth

Take it out and I skeet on 'em

The ****, the one nighter

The bitch exciter

I only love my hoes when I'm goin' up inside 'em

Problem number one is gettin' money

I rather taste the green then sip the honey

So don't expect nothin' 'cause I ain't offerin'

I go hard on my bitches

'Cause I'm never, never softenin'

Put a demand on 'em

Fuck 'em and scram on 'em

The wham bam, thank you ma'am

Game just ran on 'em

So fuck how you feel

You fuckin' cheap thrill

I hope you took the pill 'cause I won't pay the bill

Gettin' pussy's just another expense

And pussy pays the bills, then dick pays the rent

I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that love the G

She'll fuck you right after she fucks me

I got a bitch who loves boats

I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes

I got a bitch that's fast

A bitch that's slow

A bitch that's a virgin

And a bitch that's a ho

A bitch that lie

A bitch that's true

A bitch who's a man, because that bitch is too

I got a bitch that's cool

A bitch that's hot

A bitch who loves rap

A bitch who loves rock

A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at

She gets up under me and purrs like a cat

I got a bitch that runs

I got a bitch that walks

I got a bitch that yells

I got a bitch who talks

I got a bitch that's dirty

Got a bitch that's neat

I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet

And I love 'em all

I love 'em crazily

And they love me back

That's why they stay with me

So if you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Hit me