Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3

Vader, this is your last chance

Battle me

Or die

Epic rap battles of history

Darth Vader

Versus

Adolf Hitler

Begin

Screw you, you big black cunt

I'll kick your balls and your face

A war on two fronts

The Führer will crush the Dark Side

Like a rap apartheid

I put the germ into Germany

I'm sick on this mic

I beat you twice, you sellout

Now you bow down to Mickey Mouse

You call yourself a Dark Lord

You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain

You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak

Who needs some loving

Well, I baked you something, here

Pop into my oven

Let me paint you a picture, son

Portrait of a bitch after World War One

You were stirring up the fears of the German people

Telling the world that the Jews are evil

You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up

Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up

When your bunker started getting fired up

You put a gun in your mouth and fired up

You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know

When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes

While you're fighting off Valkyrie

I got a million clones, they die for me

My bounty hunters ride for me

Yo homeboy, finish this rhyme for me

They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?

I'll put my balls in your mouth like Boba tea

I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show

'Cause when I rock the microphone I

Oh, sieg hell no

You're not going to cheat me

Mister sunglasses all the time

I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy

And all your spermy solider guys

And throw you in a butthole in the sand

I am Adolf Hitler

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide

Epic rap battles of history