The History of Wrong Guys

Oh, no

You don't dare

Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you

I think I have a crush

I can't

I think I'm falling for him, oh no

Why not?

Women have been making bad choices

Since the beginning of time

Are you gonna be another one of mine?

I used to think you were from outer space

Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?

You're kind of cute when you're not so shy

But I've been here before

Have I come back for more?

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys

You used to be so, ehhh

A limp lackluster bore

But now you're changing into something I just can't ignore

Charlie, honestly

I've been hurt like this before

Is there really more to you

Than what I always thought?

How can you surprise me anymore?

Oh, oh, whoa

He's got a girlfriend, you flake

Why are they only nice when they're unavailable?

Don't wanna be another star-crossed lover

We all know how that ends

I'm better off without him

We're better off as friends

But I've been here before

Have I come back for more?

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys

Yesterday, no spark

No heart aching allure

But today I'm feeling something I just can't ignore

Charlie, honestly

I've been hurt like this before

Oh, oh, whoa

The history of wrong guys

Chapter one - he's bum

Two - he's not into you

Three - he's sleaze

Four - loves the girl next door

Five - loves the boy next door

Six - don't love you no more

Makes you insecure

Makes you so unsure

Is so immature

Loves his mother more, or

Has a girlfriend named Nicola

Charlie, honestly

I've been hurt like this before

I can see there's more to you

Than what I always thought

But I won't be burned anymore

Oh, oh, whoa

Hey, where you off to?

I've been executized