How Come You're Not Here

Where have you been?

Where have you gone?

And have I done somethin' wrong?

You're the tooth fairy, you're like Santa Claus

You're like white noise when I want my favorite song

Just come on back and come on home

It ain't super smart to leave me alone

Light a flare, pick up the phone

I'm like a stoner, babe, without my bong

Are you hidin' in the closet?

Are you underneath the bed?

Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?

How come you're not here?

Should I worry you've been bitten

Or somebody got you high?

Quick, come back or I might just die

How come you're not here?

I've heard some rumors about another girl

I heard she's cute but she stores nuts like a squirrel

And that's all cool, I'll wait right here

Till you get bored and she gets carded for beer

I'm the one, I'm just that slick

You won't find better, I'm honey-dipped

There ain't a thing that's fake on me

I miss you, baby, come home to me

Are you hidin' in the closet?

Are you underneath the bed?

Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?

How come you're not here?

Should I worry you've been bitten

Or somebody got you high?

Quick, come back or I might just die

How come you're not here?

Has anyone seen?

Has anyone seen?

Has anyone seen why he's hidin' from me?

Can anyone see?

Can anyone see?

Can anyone see? Let's play hide and seek

Are you hidin' in the closet?

Are you underneath the bed?

Did you go for a long walk off a short pier?

How come you're not here?

Should I worry you've been bitten

Or somebody got you high?

Quick, come back or I might just die

Quick, come back or I might just die