Ev'rybody Wants to Be a Cat (Remastered)

Well, little lady, let me elucidate here

Everybody wants to be a cat

Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at

Tell me, everybody's picking up on that feline beat

'Cause everything else is obsolete

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Every time he plays

But with a square in the act

You can set music back

To the caveman days

I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing

Still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing

Who wants to dig a long-haired gig or stuff like that?

When everybody wants to be a cat

A square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born

Every time he plays (Oh, a-rinky-tinky-tinky)

With a square in the act

You can set music back

To the caveman days (Oh, a-rinky-tinky-tinky)

Yes, everybody wants to be a cat

Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at

When playing jazz you always has a welcome mat

'Cause everybody digs a swinging cat

Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

Hallelujah, everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat

Everybody, everybody, everybody wants