Cell Block Tango (Glee Cast Version)

And now, the six married murderesses of the Cook County Jail

In their rendition of the cell block tango

(Uh-uh, pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

(Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

(Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

(Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd been there, if you'd seen it

I betcha you would've done the same

(Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

(Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz)

You know how people have these little habits that get you down

Like, Bernie, Bernie, he liked to chew gum

No, not chew, pop

So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated

And I'm lookin' for a little bit of sympathy

And there's Bernie, lyin' on the couch

Drinkin' a beer and chewin'

No, not chewin', poppin'

So I said to him, I said, "You pop that gum one more time

And he did

So I took the shotgun off the wall

And I fired two warnin' shots into his head

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He only had himself to blame

If you'd been there, if you'd heard it

I betcha you would've done the same

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago

And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away

So we started livin' together

He'd go to work, he'd come home

I'd fix him a drink and we'd have dinner

And then I found out, single, he told me

Single my butt

Not only was he married, oh, no, he had six wives

One of those Mormons, you know?

So that night when he came from work

I fixed him his drink, as usual

You know, some guys, just can't hold their arsenic

He had it comin'

He had it comin'

He took a flower in it's prime

And then he used it and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime

Now, I'm standin' in the kitchen, carvin' up the chicken for dinner

Mindin' my own business

In storms my husband Wilbert in a jealous rage

"You've been doin' the milkman", he says

He was crazy and he kept on screamin'

"You've been doin' the milkman"

And then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin' (They had it comin')

They had it comin' (They had it comin')

They had it comin' all along

'Cause if they used us ('Cause if they used us)

And they abused us (And they abused us)

How could you tell us that we were wrong?

Could you tell us that we were wrong?