The Bitch Git It All

Oooh, that girl, Minnie Mae

She's a bad mamma jamma

Yes, she is

Oh, here  she come now

Aye, Minnie

You go, girl

Girl, you were something else on that stand today

Yes, you were

You see, I told you not to worry

I knew you could do it

And, girlfriend, you know what? You got it all

Yes, you did

Ay-ay-aye, Marvin, Marvin, who is Minnie Mae, man?

Who's Minnie Mae?

Yeah, who is she?

Wait a minute

You mean you don't know Minnie Mae?

Nah, I don't know her

Minnie Mae is a bad mamma jamma, that's who she is

I'll tell you what, sit down, let me tel you about Minnie Mae

Sit down

Today, Minnie Mae and her old man went to court, right

And the court room was hot

Everybody was there, yes, they were

And when the bailiff came out and said

All rise, this court is now in session

The honorable Judge Hall presiding

Man, Minnie Mae took over, yes, she did

Let me finish telling you what happened

Check it out

I wanna tell you a funky story

About a girl named Minnie Mae

Minnie Mae was the kind of girl that every man liked

But she had a man who would not work at all

But today she met a man who's name was Judge Hall

She said to the judge, can you help me please?

Everything I got, I screwed and got it for myself

And if you help me out today, I'll help you out tonight

The judge to a look at Minnie Mae and he screamed

He said, the bitch git it all

Aye, that's what he said

She git it all

The judge didn't change words

She git it all

That's what he said

She git it all

Everybody now, you oughta here this

Minnie Mae' old man said, can I take the stand?

'Cause when you hear my side to this, I know you'll understand

He said, I'm just a man

And, judge, I'm doing the best I can

And I'm begging you to help me if you can

He said to the judge, she don't turn me on

And if you don't believe me, try her for yourself

The judge took one good look at him and he screamed

He said, the bitch git it all

Hey, that's what he said

She git it all

The judge didn't change words

She git it all

The judge didn't change a word

He said, the bitch git it all

He just kept on saying

She git it all

She get the money in the bank

She git it all

She get the house and the land

She git it all

The judge didn't change words

She git it all

The judge didn't change a word

He said, the bitch git it all

Minnie Mae' old man spoke out and said

But, judge, what about me?

That's a mean, old judge

She git it all

She get the car and the boat

She git it all

When Minnie Mae' old man heard this, he spoke and said

Oh, no, she not gon' get my car, that's my car

I had that car 'fore I met her, and she not gon' get my car

I don't care what that judge say

But the judge didn't change words

He said, she git it all

The judge didn't change a word

He said, the bitch git it all

She get the food in the box

She git it all

She get the furniture in the house

She git it all

She get the dog and the cat

She git it all

Minnie Mae' old man spoke again and said

But judge, what about me?

That's my dog

Me and my dog been going fishing in that boat for many years

Before I even met Minnie Mae

And how you gon' give my dog away like that?

That's not fair at all