David Makalaster II

I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster

And the shit has just hit the fan

I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster

There's a scrouge trampin' 'cross our land

The film I'm about to show you will fill and overflow you with a rage that's beyond command

I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster

Good evening, and here's what's new

Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world

Where everything's exactly how it seems?

But we live in a world where bastards come along, and piss on your dreams

The dreams that make ya happy (Huh!)

The things that make ya smile (Huh!)

Get off your ass, vengeance is back in style!

I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster

And perhaps you didn't hear me right

I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster

Every man jack of you should volunteer to fight

If I were only ten years younger, I'd slake this vengeful hunger

And rest assured we'd all sleep safe tonight

'Cause I'm David Makalaster, your ten o'clock newscaster

Good evening, and God bless you

Wouldn't it be so nice to live in a world

Where everything's exactly how it seems?

But we live in a world where bastards come along, and piss on your dreams

The dreams that make ya happy (Huh!)

The dreams that make ya smile (Huh!)

Get off your ass, vengeance is back in style!

The dreams that make ya happy (Huh!)

The dreams that make ya smile (Huh!)

Get off your ass, vengeance is back in style!

Vengeance is back in style!

Vengeance!