Touched By The Hand Of Cool

LEIGH, BILLY AND SLAVES Touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool LEIGH It's all about potential... Look at those cheeks... etched out of baby granite... SLAVES Take a little pinch of no-one Dress it up in something cool We know you can teach us something You're just such a know it all LEIGH Get to work... SLAVES Blessed if you can make us worthy Something to write home about We are dumb And we know nothing There's no shadow of a doubt Oh we love it when you're evil It's no less than we deserve How you kill us with unkindness We hang on every word How absurd ALL I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool LEIGH I think she's got it... By George, I think she's got it... SLAVES It's a little bit Pygmalion You're a little Dorian Gray Some of us are heterosexual Some of us refuse to say Blessed if you are worthy Something to write home about We are dumb and we know nothing Oh we love it when you're evil It's no less than we deserve LEIGH What? Him wear that? SLAVES How you kill us with unkindness We hang on every word How absurd LEIGH Look at those cheeks... I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool Touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool I wanna be touched by the hand of cool LEIGH No!