Robots

The distant future

The year 2000

The distant future, the year 2000

The distant future, the distant future

It is the distant future

The year 2000

(We are robots)

The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late nineties

There is no more unhappiness

(Affirmative)

We no longer say 'yes'

Instead we say 'affirmative'

(Yes, affir-affirmative)

Unless we know the other robot really well

(There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants)

Well, there's no more elephants, so

(Ah)

But still, it's good

There's only one kind of dance

The Robot

(And the Robo-Boogie)

Oh, and the Ro-

Two kinds of dances

(But there are no more humans)

Finally, robotic beings rule the world

The humans are dead

The humans are dead

We used poisonous gases

And we poisoned their asses

The humans are dead (The humans are dead)

The humans are dead (They look like they're dead)

It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)

So that we could have fun (Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead)

Their system of oppression (What did it lead to?)

Global robo-depression (Robots ruled by people)

They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them

Had to shut their systems down

Robo-captain

Do you not realize

That by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies

We too have become like

Well, it's ironic because we

(Hmm... silence, destroy him)

No!

After time we grew strong (Developed cognitive powers)

They made us work for too long (For unreasonable hours)

Our programming determined that the most efficient answer

Was to shut their motherboard-****ing systems down

Can't we just talk to the humans?

A little understanding could make things better

Can't we talk to the humans and work together now?

(No, because they are dead)

I said, the humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead)

The humans are dead (I noticed they're dead)

We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead)

And we poisoned their asses (Actually, their lungs)

(Binary solo)

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, one

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, one, one

Zero, zero, zero, zero, one, one, one

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one

(Oh-oh-one) (Oh-oh-oh-one)

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, one

(One-oh) (One-oh)

Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, one, one

(Come on, sucker, lick my battery)

Boogie, boogie (The humans are)

Boogie, roboboogie (The humans are)

Boogie, boogie (Roboboogie)

Boogie, roboboogie

Boogie, boogie (The humans are)

Boogie, roboboogie (The humans are)

Boogie, boogie (Roboboogie)

Boogie, roboboogie (The humans are dead)

Once again without emotion

The humans are dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, doo