So Nice So Smart

I was quiet as a mouse when I snuck into your house

And took roofies with your spouse in a nit and out a louse

And lice are lousy all the time they suck your blood and drink your wine

Say shut up and quit your crying give it time and you'll be fine

You're so nice and you're so smart

You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart

I'll tell you that I love you, then I'll tear your world apart

Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like boys with strong convictions and convicts with perfect diction

Underdogs with good intentions, amputees with stamp collections

Plywood skinboards, ride the ocean, salty noses, suntan lotion

Always seriously joking and rambunctiously soft spoken

I like boys that like their mothers and I have a thing for brothers

But they always wait till we're under the covers, to say I'm sure glad we're not lovers

You're so nice and you're so smart

You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart

I'll tell you that I love you, then I'll tear your world apart

Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart

I like my new bunny suit

I like my new bunny suit

I like my new bunny suit

When I wear it, I feel cute