Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 11 of 12)

Now the midget begins to wake up

Cause he fainted from all the madness

See three guns pointed around the room

He stand and says, I have nothing to do with this

Then I said, hold up you look familiar

Do I know you from somewhere?

And he said, man, I get around

You might know my face from here or there

Then James says, take a good look

'Cause you might not every see his face again

'Twan says, man what the hell is that smell?

Somebody done broke wind

And then Bridget start cryin' while she's looking around

I said, I'm sure we can work this out, but first

Let's put the guns down

Then Bridget cries, James first

Then he said, no you go

Then I say, just do it at the same time

And they both looked at me and said, no

And then Twan says, man let me shoot 'em all

And I said, we can't do that

And besides, man, you just got out of prison

And I'll be damned if you're going back

And then Bridget says, I will drop the gun

If he promises not to hurt Big Man

Then James says, that's what you call him

That's his name, Big Man?

Then Twan says, man is that ya name?

He says, yeah, we laugh, hot mess

Then I say, man, why they call you that?

And he says, because I'm blessed

Then I start shaking my head, put the gun down

Sayin', this is too much for me

Said, I can't take no more, done heard it all

This shit about to drive me crazy

And then I say, man, I shouldn't never took my ass

To the Paje's Club

Then Big Man says, Paje's, I been there that's probably

Where you know me from

Then James says, hey, hey, Chuck and Rufus

Let's get back to the matter at hand

Then Sylvester says, cool but first there's just one thing

I've gotta understand

James says, what?

Then Sylvester says, how do you know Chuck and Rufus?

And the police says, what you talkin' about man?

You said Chuck and Rufus

Then Bridget says, hun my stomach

Then 'Twan says, who the hell is Chuck and Rufus?

Pointed my gun and said, talk to me James

I said, Rufus, Chuck?

Bridget says, I'm about to throw up

James says, man, my wife is sick

'Twan says, man, I don't believe that shit

I said, how did your wife get sick?

He says, she's three months pregnant

And then we all said, oh shit

Then Bridget says, honey, there's something I have to tell you

And then James says, no, baby, you don't have to say a word

Right now

Then she says, but James

Then he says, rest Bridget, while I get these fools up out my house

Pointed the gun at us and yells , leave

Said, my wife is sick

Then 'Twan looks at him and said

"Motherfucker you crazy, watch where you point that shit

Then Bridget says, James no

Sylvester gets a phone call

It's Gwendolyn asking him is everything ok?

And he says, hell nah

He hangs up and then Big Man screams

Look man, I'm just a stripper

He say, a stripper?

Twan say, a midget?

He said I strip at this club called Dixie's

And that is where I met Bridget

Bridget says, James

He says, not now

She says, hun please let me explain

Then 'Twan whispers in my ear and says,

Sylvester, let me do this **** James

Big Man over hear us and take his inhaler out again

I said, I'm not killing no cop

James moving closer them with the gun

Bridget yelling, stop, stop, stop

And then she says, I admit it, I did it

I paid him

Then James cuts her off and says

Baby you don't have to say nothing

She says, no, James I think you need to hear this

See I been covering for you a long time

Never said what was on my mind

I even followed you a few times

And when I saw you with her

Act like I was blind

James says, wait a minute Bridget

Just what are you trying to tell me?

Not only am I sleeping with Big Man

But he's my baby's daddy

The midget faints again

While 'Twan and Sylvester is trippin'

The midget's the baby's daddy