Jax Toy (feat. Michael Kovach & Amanda Hufford)

Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop? Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays Maybe you could waste your time doing something more mature, like taxes? But I know you won't What's got you fuming, buddy? What's got you raging, dude? Did something piss you off? You better learn to cope soon This place eats jokes for breakfast You'll need some thicker skin 'Cause if you're angry now, imagine how you'll feel when You check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes (ugh, Jax!) When every step you take's a faceful of rakes (ah! Ugh) Where even seats are threatening a certain sound You're entertainment, who even needs a clown? Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself That doesn't involve torturing people? No Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy! So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down! I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy! I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party (Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax, woo!) (Jax Toy, Jax Toy) (Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy) (Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax) Wait, please give me a second So let me get this straight The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate Wait, wait, let's hear her out Got nothing here but time Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign? You hear that audience? You're in for a show We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though And as you chuckle on the side of your screen I think I'll join you, giving a little beam What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side? Can't handle snide comments? Looking to confide in Ragatha? Good luck with that to ya! I'm giving gold to misfortunate enough to end up in a circus From a rancid purchase of a headset Just my luck had gone and cursed us You wanna smile? And ease your mind? "Then lighten up!" So says my sign Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy! So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down! I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy! I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party (Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax) that's me (whoo!) (Jax Toy, Jax Toy) I'll keep you company (Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy) still me (Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax)