Happy Appy vs. Rap Rat (feat. ENNWAY & TaigaTonic)

Rap Rat Vs Happy Appy The TV is on but I suggest turning the lights out A scrap with Happy Appy is like running with knives out Ever heard of "Nightmare?" Well, you're gonna right now This apple dropped a noggin and Knew tons for helping kids up bruised up You interrupt the fun and order them to go do stuff, screwed up Your stammering gives them lots of trauma I give them hope, like a poster of Barack Obama I was getting dubs from Russians, now I'm rushin' a dub You caused a Couple of Cowboys to crumble to dust Oh no! His lines are cheesy, Rap Rat's going to fall If you want to help with this verse, give this number a call Lights, camera, a-a-action! It's time for the main attraction Come on, get up! Close to the screen I'm no ghost, I'm the dean And it's time for classing, I'm the-I'm the-I'm-I-I-I'm the Ratatatatatata—(Rap Rat!) Following up jokes like a laugh track (What?!) You're not a teacher-teacher, you're a first class hack And you're gonna crash like-crash like-crash Well, we all know that gag I'm not after apples, Appy, I'm-I'm after the cheese But I'll leave you bobbing if-if you keep yapping at me Go ahead and tell the kids I wi-win naturally I'm a Rap Rat-trap the way I snap on a beat While you were written to mimick gimmicks by a kid who barely reads You aren't Hot or Cold, you're just a crummy Katy Parody So don't challen-challenge the realest one here to a rap battle This sitch is black and white (HAHAHAHA); you're a Bad Apple Shut the fuck up you muppet, I'll turn your face tender You traded blows and crumbled like the World Trade Center (Uh) Yeah, I mentioned 9-11, and I'd do it again! Roses are red, violets are blue I have a gun, get in the van! Yeah I'm meant to be upsetting, you were meant as a successor But you were creeping out kids so now you'll never get the cheddar Then the 2010's came, became a creepypasta legend In the present? Let's just say they'll find your body with Forenzik I'm demented, cross the apple's sauce, there's never been survivors I couldn't help this piece of shit if I was rich in fiber And soon, we'll have another trophy to hang in our cabin Check the blog posts, we have a history for doing rats in You aren't saucy, you look like You're about to get dipped into caramel This is what was classified as scary? Hell! Quit staring at children inside the bushes, you creep You leave em crushed in debris, I-I'm just munching de' brie! In fact, never let this motherfucker monitor kids Lurking in a van like-like he's on top of a list Sucker-suck-suck-sucker, you never got in a lick You aren't cool just because you're on a popsicle stick This prick who- prick who- prick who never existed failed I'm a Rat King, You're just a twisted tale You never could get past me because this rat is sober So shout out the name: Rap Rat! C-c-cause this match is over