My GF H8s Me

You forgot your manners again

I picked up salt instead of sugar, maybe that's how you're so thin

Your mini-skirt has left me to be condemned

My overbite and your heart of pride has ruined my confidence

Silence is my native language

So much better as a concept

Don't quite know yet how to save us

But I've always loved a project

Another fight with Mommy, and surprise, another crisis

Oh, good God almighty, you're so fucking self-righteous

Maybe this time would be different, I plead to deaf ears

At least I got my whole life to get it right, I say for years

This time could be different, maybe this time could be different, maybe this time could be

I'm my girlfriend's least favorite person on Earth

You'd think I stole from her purse

You'd think I killed both her cats

And all I did was ask if I'm your least favorite person on Earth

Do you like me more than her?

It takes you so long to answer

Cue my anger

You say you don't wanna pick a fight

You usually say that when I'm right

Hate being the eldest, and I hate eating your breakfast

And I hate hearing you sing

And I hate how you hate everything

She's my least favorite on Earth

You'd think she stole from my purse

You'd think she killed both my cats

All she did was ask if she's my least favorite person on Earth

Do I like you more than her?

It takes me so long to answer

I'm my girlfriend's least favorite person on Earth

You'd think I stole from her person

You'd think she killed both my cats

All she did was ask if I'm your least favorite person on Earth

Do I like you more than her?

It takes you so long to answer