Mirror Mirror 3

I think a happy ending would be if she eats the apple

And the movie fades to black

Even Microsoft is rooting for this apple cancelled

Due to premiums so I can enjoy the ads

Not even Alvin Harbour can make such a pound

Disney's going down faster and faster

This movie been released in the 1900s

I doubt it would have been forgotten as the worst disaster

Walks off like none of them are allowed within a mile of the school

The United States military should use this movie as an interrogation tool

Sagalora's gearing up for a new career as a cashier at TJ Maxx

When you leave at the risk of toxic, she poisons the apple instead

Lord Farquaad couldn't get the princess so he became one to pass for her tradition

Snow White eats the apple but is unable to sue

Because she out ricks at the Disney Plus terms and conditions

This makes YouTube rewind look like a cinematic masterpiece

Knowing that this movie exists truly makes me jealous of the blind

The deaf and the deceased

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Walt Disney disliked this from heaven

Mirror, mirror on the wall

March 21st is the new 9-11

I find your lack of audience concerning dwarf Vader

Dropped the biggest shit and didn't even give us toilet paper

Coming to a theater near you, decides to live off-grid

My Wi-Fi tried to disconnect itself to save me from watching this

If she's Snow White, then I'm Michael Jordan

At this rate, Disney are gonna make Mickey Mouse a dolphin

This trailer made Serbian Phil emotionally rewarded

The only snow that's white here is the one Disney's executives keep snoring

Mirror, mirror on the wall, when did Lord Farquaad get so tall?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who approved that wig after all?

Mirror, mirror on my screen, can this trailer be unseen?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, what's the shittiest remake of them all?

Shut it

Shut it