Tequila & Me

And all I can blame is my friends, tequila, and me

I flew into LA, I think that my flight was midweek

A trip with my buddies I met when I lived overseas

I hopped in the truck, they said, "We got some drinking to do"

If I'd only known what the hell I was gettin' into

We pulled up to the house, and I had a bottle in hand

I took shot after shot, I had eight, no, nine, no, ten

And after the club, I woke up under a tree

A flashlight in my eyes held by the LAPD

That's right

In the back of a cop car, in a city I don't even know

We drank 'em too fast, the next time, I'll take it slow

I lost all my money, my phone, my wallet, my keys

And all I can blame is my friends, tequila, and me

Alright now

Maybe I'll have one more shot

I wasn't alone when my night ended rough

'Cause three of my friends all ended up

In the back of a cop car, in a city I don't even know

We drank 'em too fast, the next time, I'll take it slow

I lost all my money, my phone, my wallet, my keys

And all I can blame is my friends, tequila, and me

Sing that one more time, everybody

And all I can blame is my friends, tequila, and me