GRWM (eww)

So I met this guy on Facebook Which is already kind of weird 'Cause Facebook was like, definitely 10 years ago But like, we met up, and like It was kind of okay, and like you know He was wearing a bit of Topman I thought like, that's kind of fucking stupid But you know, I gave him a chance And then he said, "Let me take you out" And he took me to Wahaca Like, which, like, okay, if you're not from London Like I guess it's Mexican? But like, if you're not from London That's just fuckin' stupid, and like, I don't know I guess I'm sounding like a bit of a bitch, but, you know And then like, I looked at his face And I realized that like, he hadn't even shaved his beard properly So half a side was good Аnd half side was really stupid And then like, I looked even closer Аnd he was a fuckin' idiot (Why do we fall in love?) (Why did you pretend it was Something extraordinary?) (Stop making a fool of me) (Why do we fall in love?) (Why did you pretend it was Something extraordinary?) (Stop making a fool of me) So, later on in the day I'm on this date where I'm wearing all my fancy clothes And he's dressed in his Topman suit And some really weird shoes I think he got off Brick Lane He looks at me, from across the eye And he gives me this kind of like, little creepy eye face Where I guess he's trying to flirt But I didn't really understand it And then he just looks at me Аnd he goes, "Do you enjoy sushi?" Do I enjoy sushi? Like what a fucking question is that? Like, everyone likes fucking sushi And what does that mean? I just feel like that means you're trying to like Go down on me, and like, lick me out It's just a creepy question to ask on a date You fucking (Going) (Keep going) (Why do we fall in love?) (Why did you pretend it was Something extraordinary?) (Stop making a fool of me) (Why do we- Ow-wa fall in love?) (Why did you pretend it was Something extraordinary?) (Stop making a fool of me) Uh, hello? Who's calling? Do I know you? I think I saw you, like From across the room the other day But I'm not really sure You got a really big nose Sorry, no, sorry, I'm talking to myself I'm just looking in a mirror Um, ahaha That was stupid I think you got the wrong number My name isn't Hank My name isn't Hank It's GFOTY (Why do we fall in love?) (Why did you pretend it was Something extraordinary?) (Stop making a fool of me)