Anyone Else But You

You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend

The monkey on your back is the latest trend

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train

I kiss you all starry-eyed, my body's swinging from side to side

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

Here is the church, and here is the steeple

We sure are cute for two ugly people

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me

So why can't you forgive me?

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

I will find my niche in your car

With my MP3, DVD, rumple-packed guitar

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, start

Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

You are always tryna keep it real

I'm in love with how you feel

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

We both have shiny, happy fits of rage

You want more fans, I want more stage

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

Don Quixote was a steel-driving man

My name is Alex, I'm your biggest fan

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

Squinched up your face and did a little dance

Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else

But you

But you

But you