Take The Test (feat. MLoreley)

Good morning class!

Good morning, Miss Delight!

Are you ready for a critter-riffic test day?

We sure are, except for CatNap

Maybe he's takin' night classes

Don't worry about CatNap, children, let's get started!

You're clever for your ages, but there's more to be known

For there's work and bills and wages outside your home sweet home

Before I check what you have learned, we'll hold a brief review

Of some calculations you might havе to do

Okay

What's two plus two?

Four bones to chew

Good, three plus three?

Six grapes for mе

Yep! Four plus four?

Seven critters I adore

Oh wait, forgot self-love, eight (that's great)

Now, five plus five?

Ten bikes to ride

Nice! Six plus six?

One Kickin' chick

That's not— I remember that, it's twelve

And two sevens are fourteen, two eights sixteen, two nines eighteen, two tens twenty

We get it, you're the smart one

You're all smart somehow

Now take the test and do your best

But don't you fret one bit

Your teacher's here to soothe your fears

And build up your wits

You might not get it all correct

But children that's okay

A problem you can't solve right now

You'll learn to solve one day

Time's up! Please put your tests in the grader!

Oh, I probably flunked

Nonsense, I'm sure you all did just fine!

Oh, no

Congrats, my friend, a perfect score

You're really the cat's meow (I am?)

No doubt you're capable of more

Than this classroom allows (hey!)

There's a program for smart kids like us to make us big and strong

You can ditch this class and grow up fast with me, just come along

Wait, I can skip class?

Well, skip ahead like CatNap did, but are you sure you're ready?

You did just write "cool" over the right bubbles on the test

And I aced it! I'm in CatNap! What do I do first?

Sleep (all riiieeeuuuggh)

Aw, lucky

Miss Delight, can I be big and strong, too?

Perhaps

I can't believe I missed a question

A ninety-five percent is still very good, Bubba

But it's not good enough

Let's move on to literature, children

Now Math is quite important, but it's not all you'll need

You won't go very far if you cannot write and read

Before I check what you have learned, we'll hold a brief review

Of some word formations you might have to brew (okay)

Spell "run" (R-U-N)

Got that one, spell "hop"

H-O-P to the top

Hey miss (yes?)

Are these on the test?

Well, some are!

Then forget the rest!

"Discombobulate"

D-I-S-C-O-M-B-U-L-A-Y-T (Why is this on a test for first graders? It hardly seems appropriate for their curriculum)

Did I get it?

Uh, it's on the test, I can't say

Then why are you wasting our day

Excuse me?

We've got tests to take, lady

We'll take the test and do our best

And get a perfect score

So we can pass this slow-lane class

And learn a lot more

Now, you might not get it all correct

But children that's okay

What you don't understand right now

You'll understand one day

Okay, time's up

Me first

No, me

I gotta know if I remembered everything

Got it

Now don't feel bad if none of you got a hundred this time

Again

Congrats, my friend, a perfect score

You're really the cat's meow (hooray)

No doubt you're capable of more

Than this classroom allows (her?)

There's a program for smart kids like us to make us big and strong

Rise above this class and grow up fast with me, just come along!

I can't believe it, I just guessed half the answers

Then clearly, Hoppy dear, you know you're not really—

A total genius, race you to the genius class, CatNap

I win

Well, children, this brings us to the last subject of the day, science

I only have one more chance for perfection

There's more important things than perfection, Bubba

And we'll never learn them without perfect scores

There's lots of ways that science helps us pull off neat tricks

Just hurry up and test us, I miss Hoppy and Kicks

Before I check what you have learned, we'll hold a brief review

Of some facts that you might want the answer to (finally)

Why does it rain?

A cloud's in pain? That's right

How many bones in your body?

Uh, ten? Right again!

Is Pluto a planet?

(Yep) that's not true

But I remember it's a planet too

You're lying to us

It's for your own good

Children need to learn at the pace they should

We need perfect scores

And I'm gonna get 'em for us no matter what it takes

Now Bubba dear, don't do something you'll regret

Oh heavens, chemical warfare, wait, this just smells like lemongrass

Yoink!

My answer book!

Hurry up, guys!

Just take the test and write these answers

A, B, C, A, D (stop that)

B, A, C, A, B, B, C, D, A, B, C, B, D (you're cheating)

You're sure to get a perfect score

And leave the class today

So drop 'em in the grader

And we'll all be on our way

No, it's too late

Here we go, critter crew

Congrats, just take us

Oh, very well

Wait, don't gas the whole room

How long have I been out for, huh?

Hey, teach, it's been forever

Sorry that you're alone

We're not that far away

In fact, we're near home sweet home

We learned a lot after we left

We learned so quickly, too

We learned so much we wish we never knew

We took the test and did our best

We really showed our stuff

For most, we passed

For some, alas

Our best was not enough

We messed up bad, grew up too fast

But it'll be okay

A problem we can't solve right now

(We'll learn to solve one day)