Go Big or Go Dong

Fuck the rules, never let yourself be tamed

Be like the wind, follow no name

No pain no gain is the name of the game

The body achieves what the mind believes

It's gains O'clock and rest means defeat

Before the day is gone

You'll feel the power of the Dong

Explode with your hips

When you show us that snatch

Remove the itch

That only exercise can scratch

Now let me see crazy low dips

All the way to the apocalypse

We do it untill our hearts go out

And then we say fuck, let's power through the blackout

We do it untill our backs are torn

'Cause deadlifts are better then porn

Clean and jerk and straight bar-curls

Ogling at bikini-fitness girls

Lounge little dong like there is no dawn

When you fall down, I'll tell them you've passed on

These abs need juicing, syringe to the head

Don't care if our willies are shriveled and dead

We do it untill our hearts go out

And then we say fuck, let's power through the blackout

Let Arnold guide you out from scorn

A new gym bro is born