Break for Pee

I gotta pee

And I'm not gonna make it

And you know what that means

It means

I'm gonna pee everywhere

And I'm gonna pee on your hair

And I'm gonna pee while playing the bass

And I'm gonna pee all over your face!

I'm gonna pee in your eye

And I'm gonna pee on an apple pie

And I'm gonna pee in your drink

And I'm gonna pee in the kitchen sink!

And I'm gonna pee on your door

And I'm gonna pee on your bedroom floor

And I'm gonna pee in your underwear

And I'm gonna pee in a dentist chair!

I'm gonna pee on a ceiling fan

And I'm gonna pee in a soda can

And I'm gonna pee on an apricot

And I'm gonna pee just short of the pot!

I'm gonna pee on a pastry cook

And I'm gonna pee on a history book

And I'm gonna pee on a camel's hump

And I'm gonna pee during a jump!

I'm gonna pee on your lawn

And I'm gonna pee at the crack of dawn

And I'm gonna pee in your shampoo

And I'm gonna pee in your buttcrack too!