You're an Asshole, I Can't Stand You (and I Want a Divorce)

I woke up this morning in our king-sized bed

Every day you get further away

The silence is louder than what you ain't said

But I hear the words you can't say

You're goin' down on love, and everybody knows

Ride the high country wherever you go

If you wanna fly, grab hold of the reins

Get back in the saddle, ride away on your horse

You're an asshole, I can't stand you, and I want a divorce

The light is fading, and the day is gone

Nothin' much left in this one-light town

You borrow your freedom on the back of the dawn

You're making me look like a rodeo clown

You're goin' out on me and everybody knows

You'll come out smellin' like a rose

Tell me goodbye, grab hold of the reins

Look, I don't care if it was 40 years ago when you won a high school spelling bee

What are you even talking about?

Not everybody can spell hippopotamus

That's at least something you can hang on to

I can't even understand you with that thing on your face

Margo, you sure do take the "O" out of Country

And you put the "L" in stupid

Get back in the saddle, ride away on your horse

You're an asshole, I can't stand you, and I want a divorce

Get back in the saddle, ride away on your horse

You're an asshole, I can't stand you, and I want a divorce