It Might Sound Crazy (feat. Too $hort)

I said, I said, I said it might sound crazy

(Daz I'm glad you broke up with that bitch)

But I'm so in love with you

(Yeah, I know what time it is)

(You in love with me?)

I said it might sound crazy

(Yeah baby I'm in love with you)

(Check it out baby)

(What's up?)

But I'm so in love with you

About clockin' dollars

(Like, give me some)

(Tellin' my business and kickin' hoes to the curb)

(I thought I'd get my thing and that's right)

(I know that's right)

Woke up one bright morning, have some bomb ass cock

Feeling like the man as I shake the spot

Freak the girl named Tamika, made my bass thump deeper

My girl hunting me down, page a **** on my beeper

As I continue adjust the amps and bust the speaker

My girl paged again, and again, and again

As I'm dicking out her mother's best friend

Asking 'bout my kids, sure they getting big

As we moan and dig

Fuck another, she was kind of thick but kind of slim

Freaking little thing named Kim

Asking when we gon' engage in bomb sex again

I'm asking her, when you gonna give me bomb head again?

That mean she took me to her house

Work a **** straight, turned him out

Wanna know the freaky things that you talk about

I really wanna make it rough, make it soft, no doubt

If you wanna fuck, yeah, we could turn it out

You the love

I said it might sound crazy

But I'm so in love with you

I said, I said, it might sound crazy

(Baby, I want you to fuck my homegirl)

But I'm so in love with you

(Baby, you like the way I suck your dick, don't you?)

(You love the way I lick you off)

Thomas Harrison was too late stop bad, too late to quit

I was loving that pussy while she was loving this dick

I was shovin' it in her while she was yelling, don't quit

I was beatin' me down while I was sucking her tits

She said, let's have a freaky, freaky, freaky type experience

That's very different, that's so magnificent

She had a bad, bad bitch named Spearmint

Thought she was the gum the way the bitch hum

Let's get freaky tonight, let's get dro

Let's get high as a kite, you know

Baby gave a show

True indeed, the way she ate a ****'s dick, I knew she was a pro

I knew she was a pro

I had a young tinder that I always remember name

Dana need a dick just to tame her every two months

I telephone, I rang her just to bone

To come over at night when her man ain't home

I keep the weed just to keep her stoned, huh

And I'd fuck and be out 'fore dawn, huh

I got a page from another homegirl named Shy

Baby love to lick her tongue, holler-hollerin' give me some

Daz **** bitch cum like never before

Do it fast, do it slow

Fuck me like you want it, hitting every little organ by her stomach

Stop, back up, bitch, who the fuck keep you cumming?

And you know, sometimes the pussy still be calling my name

And that pussy be like

Ooh Daz, keep it coming

And I respond to the pussy like, what's happening?

And you know Too $hort that's some real player shit

(**** Daz is a real player)

It's sorely hot

$hort dogs in the house

Shit, oh you know I know these hoes

And you know that

I can't fuck the chick, I need a bitch like Tracy

Got a good job, when she walk in the place, she

Gets respect with them big ass tits

She ain't no first date, dick sucking, trap ass bitch

I'm picking winners, never get the wrong ones

Check me right now, I got a pocket full of phone numbers

She said, you wanna be a player all your life?

You never get a woman you can call your wife

But see, Tracy got it going on, see her tryna giving me

Her sister got my beeper number, keeps on hitting me

Think I fucked her twice a long time ago

But now I like Tracy and she won't let go

I know a trick ass **** might think it's scary

Will it come back on him if he gets married?

I don't give a fuck about bitches in the past

'Cause if I put it down, I'ma make the shit last

And get the cash, bitches always talking that love shit

No, it ain't happening, tell me what's up, bitch?

Acting like Michelle when I told her I missed her

She said I love you right after I kissed her

What she wanna say that for? Not today

**** like us, you know we're stuck in our ways

Ask Lisa or Anissa, I never pay 'em money

Had a little freak by the name of Leilani

I live by the game, that's what I'm all about

The bitch started tripping so we had to fall out

Think I'm supposed to pay 'cause I got ends

I said, fuck you, bitch, and all your friends

That's an everyday scenario, now here you go

Tryna be good to me, I can't feel it though

My old school trap suck a damn good dick

I tried to turn the bitch out, she can't handle it

Trick, biatch

Come on, trick biatch

Trick, biatch

Trick, biatch

Now you don' fucked me

You don' fuck Two $hort

And fucked my cousin

And fucked Nate

Shit, huh

Just done fucked everybody

It might sound crazy

Ooh that sound like a personalized message for me

Were you talkin' to me? Do you be thinkin' 'bout me, huh?

Baby. Do you be thinkin' 'bout me?

Shit how this bitch gon' call me Soopafly

And she just sucked her homeboy's dick?

Bitch